The Nun

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by old chef, Jun 26, 2013.

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  1. A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

    The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
    The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

    After the MP's ran off, the soldier
    crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough
    Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..'

    The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

    The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

    The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either !!

    An oldie but a goodie !!!!!
     
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