The Nuke Pool

[Mattb]

My money is on the US being the first [country] to use a nuke in the 21st century; I might run a book on it!

Done.


Mugatu's got the USA.

I'm having Israel.


Anyone else want to play? First to pick correctly wins, mankind loses.

 

[The_Seagull]

North Korea. Kim's so Ronerey, he needs the attention.


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[Tricky1982]

My wildcard is Pakistan, though who will be on the receiving end I don't know...

 

[Grumblegrunt]

some wahabii nut job will probably set one of the alleged saudi nukes off to destroy mecca.

 

[brettarider]

My wildcard is Pakistan, though who will be on the receiving end I don't know...

Hopefully themselves

 

[Tinman74]

EYERAN

Those fuckers will pop one just as soon as they have it!




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[ACAB]

North Korea. Kim's so Ronerey, he needs the attention.


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Yep, agree with that, if one is going to go boom, it will be the Norks followed closely by a fucking barrage of US Nukes

 

[Mattb]

OK, so currently taken:

USA
Israel
North Korea
Pakistan
Saudi Arabia
Iran


UK, China, France, Russia and I***a are all up for grabs - as are all the countries without any!

Yep, agree with that, if one is going to go boom, it will be the Norks followed closely by a fucking barrage of US Nukes

No prizes for second place!

 

[Markintime]

The Falklands.

 

[Taff49]

Cumbria.
odd bunch up there

 

[Mattb]

Now that's a wildcard!

For clarity, they'd have to become independent and use their own nukes for you to have that one, but you never know!

 

[Markintime]

Now that's a wildcard!

For clarity, they'd have to become independent and use their own nukes for you to have that one, but you never know!

Scotland then.

 

[Civvy Scum]

I'm going for a non-national group of religious nut-job bearded ones with a Medieval attitude to the world, who have a penchant for stoning people to death*, using a device supplied by their bezzies in Pakistan.


*No, not the Daily Mail Readers Liberation Front, the other lot, the sandal wearing boy and goat buggerers.**


**Hmmm, maybe it is the DMRLF after all?!

 

[Tricky1982]

Scotland then.

After Salmond gets independence and seizes our subs at Clyde, then launches a nuke at Westminster while shouting "FREEEEEDDOOOOM", you could be onto something there.....

 

[Markintime]

I'm going for a non-national group of religious nut-job bearded ones with a Medieval attitude to the world, who have a penchant for stoning people to death*,

Can't you read?


I've already got Scotland.

 

[AlienFTM]

Cumbria.
odd bunch up there

Nah. By the time they've organised and held a referendum, it'll be all over.

 

[Civvy Scum]

Can't you read?


I've already got Scotland.

Did I mention "tight-fisted, inbred, unintelligible, deep-fried, gibbering fuckwits" in my description? Well, did I? I think not.

 

[trowel]

Cumbria.
odd bunch up there

Cunt. We can`t help being genetically close to the Welsh. Oh did I mention that you are a cunt?

 

[Mattb]

Now taken:

USA
Israel
North Korea
Pakistan
Saudi Arabia
Iran
Scotland
Cumbria
A stateless terrorist group

 

[Jim_diGriz]

Nah. By the time they've organised and held a referendum, it'll be all over.

As the first referendum is today we still may be able to do it, especially with all the cheap plutonium going spare at sellafield.

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