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The north east. Stitched like a ******* kipper once again

**** the Gooners

  • Yes, the people of the north east have the right to free speech

    Votes: 11 20.8%
  • Scotland the Brave

    Votes: 11 20.8%
  • Bobby Robson. Ugly, but good for the Toon

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • All Makems must die in a fire

    Votes: 25 47.2%
  • I'm from London and my Auntie Ishtar works in a bar

    Votes: 3 5.7%
  • Marry me, lovely Iron Duke

    Votes: 2 3.8%

  • Total voters
    53

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#1
How come the north east is right at the bottom of this forum? I can handle London because London begins with 'L'. And 'L' comes before 'N' in the alphabet. But South East? Do the ******* maths.

The north east should take it's rightful place in this forum. Somewhere between London and Orpington, possibly Portsmouth, although nobody wants that.

Otherwise we shall take to the streets and demand democracy and a free iPod.
 
#7
TheIronDuke is almost correct. The North East should be at the top. Right. Anywhere that is further north is clearly somewhere else. And if it's somewhere else, then it can't be at the top.

North East, North West, Yorkshire, the place beginning with L, then the dominions in alphabetical order.
 
#14
Well one thing you can say for the place it's got a big Burberry factory outlet. Do I need to say anything else?
That worries me, but where? It surely can't be the Boro or even Stockton. I can't see Newcastle having one - unless they do Burberry T-shirts as a winter accessory. That leaves Co. Durham - but they wouldn't realise the significance of Burberry and they'd spell it Berbry.

Gateshead? Strange people there.

I have, however, found references to Castleford and Keighley, but you'd expect them there.

- more detailed searching suggests Blyth and/or Jarrow, but as the posters are chinese, that could refer to anywhere in Europe.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#17
That worries me, but where? It surely can't be the Boro or even Stockton. I can't see Newcastle having one - unless they do Burberry T-shirts as a winter accessory. That leaves Co. Durham - but they wouldn't realise the significance of Burberry and they'd spell it Berbry.

Gateshead? Strange people there.

I have, however, found references to Castleford and Keighley, but you'd expect them there.

- more detailed searching suggests Blyth and/or Jarrow, but as the posters are chinese, that could refer to anywhere in Europe.
You needing a new cap?
 
#20
Having seen that ******* abomination that is "Geordie Shore" I think the north east is probably best left hiding away somewhere quiet for a while until the shame goes away
 

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