How come the north east is right at the bottom of this forum? I can handle London because London begins with 'L'. And 'L' comes before 'N' in the alphabet. But South East? Do the ******* maths. The north east should take it's rightful place in this forum. Somewhere between London and Orpington, possibly Portsmouth, although nobody wants that. Otherwise we shall take to the streets and demand democracy and a free iPod.