Just for one year why can't they add a bit of spice to the proceedings, by having a right big punch up. All the people that are on the board go down to the gym in Wallop and at a given signal they just kick off. Make it pay to view(obviously Corps Mess Members will get in cheap) and than sit back and watch the carnage. You could even have a weigh in before hand, somebody dodgy, like The Warden, could run a book, and we could all sit back and enjoy. At least at the end of it you would know you had given it your all, and not relied on a spinning dartboard.