Don't take the urine! Do you know how many brave police officers put their llives on the line every night just to enable you to have the freedom to learn to point like that?
All this police bashing is gettinmg out of hand. Just because they get paid more than squaddies everyone is jealous. They do as dangerous a jobe ecvery day of the week. More so perhaps, since they have to drive high-powered cars, and do loads of paperwork. Those papercuts can turn septic.
So, pointing skills are very important. How else could they indicate a suspect? Or choose the pie in the canteen?
If you look closely you can see he failed his Pointing 101 course. He is in the international press pointing with his FINGER, not a recognised pointing device such as a pen, blade of grass, 320 arial section or handy twig.
Those Jonny Forigners are all a like, to lazy to even point correctly. There must have been something in that place to use.
VIENNA (Reuters) - Whether it has any bearing on Monday's crunch Euro 2008 match between the two countries is debatable but Austria drew first blood on Sunday when their topless women's soccer team beat Germany 10-5.
The traditional swapping of shirts afterwards was not an option as the six-a-side teams wore nothing but thongs, with the national colors painted on to their bare skin.
The football may not have been of the highest quality but that did not temper the enthusiasm of a mostly male crowd boosted by a sizeable media presence only too happy to desert Euro 2008 training for an hour or two.
The match was organized by a chat room website.
Austria were delighted with a victory they hoped would be a morale-booster for their male counterparts but was not without its serious side.
"I hope our men will take heart from that tomorrow. We played pretty hard, we even had some injuries, like I for example broke my toe nail," 29-year-old bank employee Doris Fastenmeir told Reuters.
The Germans took defeat sportingly and joined their opponents for alcopops and dancing at a beach club alongside the Danube.
"I was supposed to hold the balls but I really have no idea how to do that," said German keeper Jana Bach.
Maybe it is because I am not all that much into soccer. I am more into shoes to be honest."
The verdict of the onlookers?
"They might have to work on their technique a bit but it was definitely a rather pleasant game to watch and a very nice version of the 'beautiful game'," said Rolf Hansen from Berlin.
I think, well, in terms of do-gooders and enthusiasts of fluff, the chaps in Naples had the right idea tbh. Let's face it, she did the naughty, without the approval of him up in the sky, and thus, should really have faced penalties, but more than that, and judging by the state of the pointed at soiling of the bed and the general filthy state of her abode, she was obviously not suited to either living on her own OR bringing up said kid.
I think it was a small mercy that she was kept from the wider population, less she contaminate them with her poor housekeeping and personal hygiene.