The next Labour leader

Who will be the next Labour leader?

  • Emily Thornberry

  • Jess Philips

  • Lisa Nandy

  • Kier Starmer

  • Rebecca Long Bailey

  • Someone Else


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Jess withdraws!
 
Because there are good videos, son. Good videos and bad videos.
A friend tells me that anything involving “British porn stars” inevitably involves some overweight and greasy chavs in their council flat doing things to each other with the poor wee skinny bloke pumping for all his worth and the lady is either smoking or drinking from a tin of lager or both whilst moaning seductively Or some bloke called Ben Dover doing things to fat greasy chavs.
 

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A friend tells me that anything involving “British porn stars” inevitably involves some overweight and greasy chavs in their council flat doing things to each other with the poor wee skinny bloke pumping for all his worth and the lady is either smoking or drinking from a tin of lager or both whilst moaning seductively Or some bloke called Ben Dover doing things to fat greasy chavs.
Not necessarily.

But yes, mostly.

I have been told.
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
Jess withdraws!
That's a pity. I heard her speaking on Radio Five a few days ago.

Her unshakeable belief that being unable to articulate and sustain an intelligent argument should be no impediment to the top job, as long as the candidate has a regional accent, a vagina and a voice that sounds like a goose being tortured with a trombone, deserved to be tested to destruction by the voting public, preferably across two General Elections.

How ever will Labour cope now?
 
That's a pity. I heard her speaking on Radio Five a few days ago.

Her unshakeable belief that being unable to articulate and sustain an intelligent argument should be no impediment to the top job, as long as the candidate has a regional accent, a vagina and a voice that sounds like a goose being tortured with a trombone, deserved to be tested to destruction by the voting public, preferably across two General Elections.

How ever will Labour cope now?
Are you sure that wasn't Angela Rayner?
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer

Dredd

LE
That's a pity. I heard her speaking on Radio Five a few days ago.

Her unshakeable belief that being unable to articulate and sustain an intelligent argument should be no impediment to the top job, as long as the candidate has a regional accent, a vagina and a voice that sounds like a goose being tortured with a trombone, deserved to be tested to destruction by the voting public, preferably across two General Elections.

How ever will Labour cope now?
I can see where some immediately imagine Rayner in that description but she has the added accolade of being the Shadow Minister for Education with the dubious distinction of never actually gaining one. So as above, plus one. Which she probably couldn't do as that would be arithmetic.
 
A friend tells me that anything involving “British porn stars” inevitably involves some overweight and greasy chavs in their council flat doing things to each other with the poor wee skinny bloke pumping for all his worth and the lady is either smoking or drinking from a tin of lager or both whilst moaning seductively Or some bloke called Ben Dover doing things to fat greasy chavs.
I just came.

I'm sure you do.

Your eyesight's just fine as well, eh?
Son, it's not the end of the world if you're gay. I can still find it within my heart to love you.

I wager you'd take the bait if Thornberry was lying naked on your bed, begging you (in an uncharacteristically non-condescending way) to make love to her.
 
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I can see where some immediately imagine Rayner in that description but she has the added accolade of being the Shadow Minister for Education with the dubious distinction of never actually gaining one.
Left school with more babies than GCSEs.
 

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