The next General Election

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  1. When your local candidate comes to the door,all smiles and false promises.Check for his/her name on this list.(Not sure how old this is by the way!) Still it makes for quite interestng reading.

    Conservative Party (Conservative meaning resistance to change)
    - General election candidate Michael Powell convicted and jailed for 3 years for downloading hardcore child porn
    - Councillor (Wickbar/Bristol) Roger Talboys convicted and jailed for 6 years for multiple sex attacks on children
    - Vice-Chairman of Welsh Conservatives, Andrew Baker received a banning order for stalking women
    - MP (Billericay) Harvey Proctor stood trial for sex offences of a sado-masochistic nature against teenage boys, and was forced to resign
    - Councillor (Stratford-upon-Avon) Christopher Pilkington convicted of downloading hardcore child porn on his PC. Placed on sex offenders register and forced to resign
    - Councillor (Coventry), Peter Stidworthy charged with indecent assault of a 15-year old boy
    - Mayor (North Tyneside) Chris Morgan forced to resign after being arrested twice in 2 weeks, for indecent assault on a 15-year old girl, and for suspicion of downloading child porn
    - MEP Tom Spencer caught smuggling drugs and porn through customs
    - Councillor and former Mayor (Wrexham) Michael Morris convicted for the indecent assault of another man, which was captured on CCTV
    - Liaison Manager on the London Assembly Douglas Campbell arrested for allegedly downloading child porn (investigation continues)
    - MP (Henley) Boris Johnson caught on tape plotting to have a journalist beaten up by a hired thug
    - Councillor (Folkestone) Robert Richdale has 30 convictions including assault, theft, death by dangerous driving, forgery, drugs, possession and sex attacks against underage schoolgirls
    - Councillor (Dudley) Abdul Quadus convicted and jailed for 6 months for passport fraud and assisting illegal immigration from his native country (Pakistan)
    - Cabinet Minister Jonathan Aitken convicted and jailed for Perjury and Conspiracy to Pervert the Course of Justice
    - Leader of Westminster Council Dame Shirley Porter fled to Israel after indulging in fraud, corruption and gerrymandering on a massive scale, and stealing millions of pounds from local taxpayers
    - Councillor (Margate) Colin Kiddell forced to resign after Police investigation into his alleged theft and embezzlement of funds from the local `Dreamland` Amusement Park
    - Tory Party Chairman and London Mayoral Candidate Jeffrey Archer convicted and jailed for Perjury and Conspiracy to Pervert the Course of Justice

    Labour Party (Labour meaning a social group)
    - Councillor (Newton Aycliffe) Martin Locklyn convicted and jailed for 15 years for sexually abusing 3 14-year-old boys
    - Councillor (North Lincolnshire) David Spooner convicted and jailed for 1 year for masturbating in front of 2 young boys
    - Mayor (Lancashire) Nicholas Green jailed for 10 years for 3 rapes and 13 counts of indecent assault against girls between the age of 6 and 10, as well as raping a woman on her wedding day
    - Mayor (Todmorden) John Winstanley convicted and jailed for rape and threats to kill, after raping and threatening to kill his terrified victim before urinating on her
    - Party activist Mark Tann got a 15-year sentence for raping a 4-year old girl on 2 separate occasions
    - Parliamentary Candidate (Reading East) Tony Page has 2 Convictions for Acts of Gross Indecency` in public toilets
    - Mayor (Burnley) Peter Swainston convicted of sex offences in public toilet
    - The entire Labour Party conspired to conceal the activities of Labour Party activist and serial child-molester Mark Trotter who died from AIDS before he could be convicted
    - Councillor (North Yorkshire) Raymond Coats attended court for indecently assaulting a woman
    - MP (Rhonda Valley) Chris Bryant poses in his pants on the Internet to advertise himself for casual gay sex encounters
    - Councillor (Manchester) George Harding charged with indecent assault on a girl of 12
    - MP Ron Davies was mugged by a Rasta on Clapham Common while cruising for gay sex
    - Councillor (Durham), Derrick Payne arrested by Police following a sex attack
    - MP, Joe Ashton caught up in a Police raid while frequenting a brothel
    - Councillor (Shropshire) Derek Woodvine arrested by Police in anti-porn operation
    - Councillor (Basildon) Tony Wright forced to resign after being caught using his council computer to download porn
    - MP (Sheffield) Clive Betts suspended from Parliament for 7 days after being caught forging immigration papers to extend the stay of his Brazilian rent-boy gay lover
    - Councillor (Kirkby) Charlie Preston convicted and jailed for 5 years in 1982 for assault and burglary on a 64 year old man
    - Councillor (Wales) Denis Jones convicted and jailed for unlawful wounding after attacking a neighbour with a sledgehammer
    - Councillor (Wales) Ken Brookman bit off a mans ear in a dispute over a seat on a train
    - Councillor and former Mayor (Stockton) Keith Dobinson investigated by Police for alleged assault on an OAP, which left the old man of 79, hospitalised
    - MP, Tommy Graham expelled from Party for his part in driving a person to suicide
    - Councillors (Ilfracombe) Brian Cotton and Tony Cooper investigated by Police following serious allegations of Harassment
    - Councillor (Sandwell) Mohamed Niwaz convicted of illegally obtaining £20,000 in Housing Grants
    - Councillors (Doncaster) 23 Convicted and 2 jailed for massive fraud, corruption and theft of public funds
    - Councillor (Blackburn) Mohammed Hussein arrested together with 6 Labour activists on suspicion of Election rigging
    - MP Mohammed Sawar (Glasgow) was the subject of a major News of the World investigation a few years ago into bribery and corruption
    - MP and former Cabinet Minister (Leicester) Keith Vaz investigated for fraud and corruption before quietly leaving his Europe Minister post with `health problems'
    - MEP David Martin investigated for an alleged expenses fraud involving `hundreds of thousands of pounds`
    - Councillor (Glamorgan) Shaun Stringer forced to resign following Police investigation into financial corruption

    Liberal Democrats (Meaning popular liberty)
    - Council candidate (Tower Hamlets) Justin Sillman convicted and jailed for 2 years for sexual abuse of young boys
    - Councillor and Mayoral Candidate (Sheffield) Francis Butler prosecuted for indecent assault of a young boy
    - Councillor (Stockport) Neil Derbyshire sexually assaulted a 16-year old boy in a public toilet
    - Councillor (Preston) Bill Chadwick charged with making an indecent photograph of a child, incitement to rape / murder / kidnap /torture
    - Councillor (North Norfolk) Catherine Wilkins (a struck off nurse) found guilty of mistreating patients and abusive behaviour
    - Parliamentary candidate (Burnley) Paul Wright charged with drunken assault on his `lodger`
    - Councillor (Sheffield) Trevor Morgan convicted and jailed for 9 months for unlawful wounding / dangerous driving against an OAP and her dog
    - Councillor (Peterborough) Michael Jackson prosecuted for 21 counts of Theft and False Accounting
    - 3 Councillors convicted and jailed for Election Fraud in Hackney in 2001
    - 12 Officials convicted of Election Fraud in Oldham in 2001
    - Julie Roberts convicted of 9 counts of benefit fraud in 2003
    - Councillor (Portsmouth) Ray Race convicted and jailed for 4 months for election rigging, along with colleague Michael Hayward.
    - Councillor (Lambeth) Gabriel Fernandez forced to resign after being investigated for benefit fraud
  2. This is probably only the tip of the iceburg. The rest just haven't been found out yet
  3. Not sure of the point of this topic. Political parties have a wide spread of members, both the good and the bloody awful. Now if the list had contained current candidates for political office it would be very worthwhile.