The Next Civil War?

#1
After reading the thread on Islamic Civil War in Europe by 2030AD I got to thinking about what would happen in the UK.
What would trigger another Civil War here?
What factions would there be? Would it be Crown vs Parliament (simplistic view) or would there be multiple factions based on geographic location?
Would the US just annex the GB under the guise of peace keeping?

I have to much spare time on my hands.......
 
#2
Mr_Deputy said:
A war against people who can speak properly and those you cannot.
I like the idea of a revolution based on education :D

Soldier: How do you spell "Mate"?
Chav: Er, "M.......8"
Soldier: Be a good boy and stand against that wall for a moment.

Would it be known as the "txt wars" by the runners up?
 
#3
un-elected leader, un-fair taxes, rise in fundamentalist religions, break down in law and order, rise in food prices.

And the missing link a Leader that can (or promise) to lead those affected out of the mess
 
#4
dante242 said:
un-elected leader, un-fair taxes, rise in fundamentalist religions, break down in law and order, rise in food prices.

And the missing link a Leader that can (or promise) to lead those affected out of the mess
Just the same as last time then?
 
#5
LordVonHarley said:
Mr_Deputy said:
A war against people who can speak properly and those you cannot.
I like the idea of a revolution based on education :D
I presume we (sorry I am making the assumption that I could be part of the educated side as I can't use text speak) will have the right to burn all Divan beds as a precaution. Would it be classed as entrapment if we placed ads for free Burberry accessories to be collected from the fast lane of the nearest motorway (offer excludes M25) :?
 
#6
a_nony_mouse said:
LordVonHarley said:
Mr_Deputy said:
A war against people who can speak properly and those you cannot.
I like the idea of a revolution based on education :D
I presume we (sorry I am making the assumption that I could be part of the educated side as I can't use text speak) will have the right to burn all Divan beds as a precaution. Would it be classed as entrapment if we placed ads for free Burberry accessories to be collected from the fast lane of the nearest motorway (offer excludes M25) :?
Not at all, I believe under the LOAC this would count as a ruse d'guerre, not deception, and therefore allowable :wink:
 
#7
Burberry is a hard one as there are lots of posh totty that wear burberry but are privately educated and speak as if they have my plums in their mouth.
I think the Education revolution would need to be refined as "Reclaiming Sovereign land from the Chav occupier's by means of cold Sheffield steel and hot lead"
 
#8
a_nony_mouse said:
accessories to be collected from the fast lane of the nearest motorway (offer excludes M25) :?
There are no "fast lanes" on any motorway, as soon as everyone learns that they are "overtaking" lanes the less accidents will happen.
 
#9
Just place an ad for a new reality tv show with the title are you the new eminem/posh spice or any other waste of organs "famous for being famous" cnut. Then we shall have a list of people for summary exec.... i mean reeducation
 
#10
Re the "Burberry" Issue. What I think is the problem is, is the use of its pattern on chavlike objects such as hats worn in baseball games, infant/teenage/pet clothing. The pattern appearing on the outside and not as the lining is a good clue and any celebtity wearing it. So in fact the divide could be Celebchavmong and the rest of us.
 
#11
dante242 said:
un-elected leader, un-fair taxes, rise in fundamentalist religions, break down in law and order, rise in food prices.

And the missing link a Leader that can (or promise) to lead those affected out of the mess
Above is how it is going to happen...*sigh* very true exactly what is going on at the moment, in my (some could say ignorant view) the fundamentalists and wasters are going to be the downfall of this country, and it is already starting as you can most probably tell, you dont act civilised you dont get civilized rights simple and problem solved, as with all the long lasting empires/countries/civilzatioons you cull all the people factions and groups that prevent and slow down development.

Cal
 
#12
1stgulfmac said:
Re the "Burberry" Issue. What I think is the problem is, is the use of its pattern on chavlike objects such as hats worn in baseball games, infant/teenage/pet clothing. The pattern appearing on the outside and not as the lining is a good clue and any celebtity wearing it. So in fact the divide could be Celebchavmong and the rest of us.
Ok I withdraw the Burberry idea, and fast lanes to keep 'All_I_want' happy.

Perhaps a simple questionnaire could be filled in at all benefit offices. Few would fall at the first hurdle, the tricky matter of writing their name. The rest is easy. Any replies containing only words of one syllable or text speak leads them through the room containing the grand prize which I haven't quite worked out but I'm sure could include time with MDN. :D
 
#16
Sadly we have no mass unifying (political) party's nor organisations and our standing army is nether religious or political.....and the working class has enough benefits and cheap booze to keep them from worry about the country going to the dogs, let alone to fight for it........you only have to look at GMTV to see that nothing is wrong with the UK.
The constant undermining of the Royal familiy by the press has all but taken them out of the frame for any future leadership role and former high profile army leaders are shunned from holding political office.
 
#17
the next civil war will start in or around Bradford me thinks i was up there a few weeks ago at night and by F//k id prefer to be back in Basra , stopped at a shop for fags run by a chap not of my ethnic origin i might add came out to car which had a group of lads around it started to give verbal to me, me thinks im f//ked going to get a good kicking my thoughts were ill do at least two with the walking stick and thats me just about to kick off up comes a white van and out piles 4 lads with base ball bats they gave the chaps a stiff talking too lol never had i been so thankfull for white van man lol,needless to say the white van man QRF were taken to the local pub and beered up found out that one of them had been in my old reg made my day well whot i can remember of it.
 
#18
The next Civil War will start with the assumption of unrepealable powers by the people. Voting in and creating our own Constabularies. Using Crown Authority against govt.

By that time the police will have moved further from their lawful basis as independent ministerial officers of the Crown and our elected constables will hold the police answerable to law.

The situation Churchill warned us about (The Police becoming a Gestapo) will be a gradual trigger.

First sign perhaps is UKIP wanting elections for Chief constables.

The Office of Constable is dependent that he defends the rights, freedoms and customs of the people. IE To prevent any social experiment such as multiculturalism. BUt they are already the thought police. Not protecting the ancient rights of this land but enforcing the political correctness of an unlawful social experiment.

I have no problems with race. But in this country incomers should merge into our Common Law, Common Humanity, Common Sense, Common cause way of life in which everyone enjoys equal rights to enjoy peace and in which everyone has equal responsibility to maintain the peace.

But the equality of Common Law has been eroded as privileges for minorities have been introduced guised as "Human Rights"

Mickey Mouse QC and Ms Chickenbalti land. A powder keg.
 
#19
The next Civil War will start with the assumption of unrepealable powers by the people. Voting in and creating our own Constabularies. Using Crown Authority against govt.

By that time the police will have moved further from their lawful basis as independent ministerial officers of the Crown and our elected constables will hold the police answerable to law.

The situation Churchill warned us about (The Police becoming a Gestapo) will be a gradual trigger.

First sign perhaps is UKIP wanting elections for Chief constables.

The Office of Constable is dependent that he defends the rights, freedoms and customs of the people. IE To prevent any social experiment such as multiculturalism. BUt they are already the thought police. Not protecting the ancient rights of this land but enforcing the political correctness of an unlawful social experiment.

I have no problems with race. But in this country incomers should merge into our Common Law, Common Humanity, Common Sense, Common cause way of life in which everyone enjoys equal rights to enjoy peace and in which everyone has equal responsibility to maintain the peace.

But the equality of Common Law has been eroded as privileges for minorities have been introduced guised as "Human Rights"

Mickey Mouse QC and Ms Chickenbalti land. A powder keg.
 

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