'The new Susan Boyle'

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Mark The Convict

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It's the one on the left. Link; Move over Susan Boyle, here comes Jonathan - News and Gossip - Yahoo!7 TV

Fair play to the kid for mustering the gumption to get up on stage and have a go. Can't be easy, I don't think.

“Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse,” Britain's Got Talent mastermind Simon Cowell said to guest judge Carmen Electra as the duo consisting of Jonathan Antoine and Charlotte Jaconelli took the stage.

Good one, Simon.
 
#2
Fair play to the lad...hope he makes it, good for him to stick with her as well..........
 
#3
Wife was watching that and I was in the room. That really was a genuine surprise for all concerned. The kid looked like he was going to wet himself just getting up the courage to go on stage and then he sang like a fat Italian! Good drills refusing to ditch the bird who helped him get there and shame on Cowell for even suggesting it!
 
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Mark The Convict

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I'm not a fan of the Italian-type baritone, nor of talent shows, but it's good to see someone with ability get a go. Makes a change from the manufactured mass-marketed nonentities usually passed off as 'talent' these days.
 
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renamed_user

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I'm not anti gay as such but can't at least one of the male judges be heterosexual.
 
#7
The new Susan Boyle. Why? We don't even want the old Susan Boyle.
Another fat social inadequate who can sing a bit.
If I want to listen to opera I'll fire up some Maria Callas.
If I need half a ton of tallow I'll harpoon Jonathan fucknuts and render down his disgustingly obese corpse.
 
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It's the one on the left. Link; Move over Susan Boyle, here comes Jonathan - News and Gossip - Yahoo!7 TV

Fair play to the kid for mustering the gumption to get up on stage and have a go. Can't be easy, I don't think.

“Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse,” Britain's Got Talent mastermind Simon Cowell said to guest judge Carmen Electra as the duo consisting of Jonathan Antoine and Charlotte Jaconelli took the stage.

Good one, Simon.
The headline in that article is mince.

Susan Boyle is a bird, Jonathan is not. Susan Boyle has a learning difficulty, Jonathan has not. Susan Boyle sings popular music, Jonathan does not. There is no need for her to move over, or in fact move anywhere.

Perhaps the article was attempting, and failing, to allude to the opera singing lad that won Britains got Talent in 2007.

Paul Potts.

Oops, NAAFI. Soapy tit wank.
 
#11
I have to admit when he first appeared on screen I thought it was a fat bird!
 
#14
Fair play to the large chap, he's got a good voice so why not try and earn some cash out of it.

On the down side his undercarriage probably reeks of sweat, fungal growth and despair.
 
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goatrutar

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Good luck to the bloke. However, Simon Cowell is a sphincter of the highest order and should be punched into the fucking sun.
 
#17
The new Susan Boyle. Why? We don't even want the old Susan Boyle.
Another fat social inadequate who can sing a bit.
If I want to listen to opera I'll fire up some Maria Callas.
If I need half a ton of tallow I'll harpoon Jonathan fucknuts and render down his disgustingly obese corpse.
Are you going on BGT, what will you be singing?
 
#18
In fairness, and as this is the NAAFI, Id do the girl who auditioned with him.
 
#20
Tooo be fair to fatty, he's clearly pucnhing above his (sizeable) weight if he;s playing hide the sausage with the bird warbler thingy!
 

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