The new Premiership Season - Your predictions

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  1. So, its nearly uppon us and I want your serious, UNBIASED predictions for the season. So

    Premiership - Chelsea, Liverpool, ManUtd

    FA Cup - Totenham

    League Cup - Charlton

    (notice nothing for the Arse this year)

    As for the Arrse league, well its a forgon conclusion :D
  2. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    What, a three way tie?
  3. Unbiased you said,Arse hater.

    Prem Arsenal Chelsea


    FA Cup Newcastle

    League Cup - Accrington Stanley/Aston Villa

    Relegated - Sheff utd Watford Boro
  4. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Prem League: Chelski

    FA Cup: Arsenal

    League Cup: Arsenal B team

    Champs league: Not Chelski

    2009 Conference: Chelsea

    2010 LDV vans: Chelsea Phoenixes
  5. Prem League - The Mighty Chelsea!

    Cham League - Barca/Chelsea

    FA Cup - Liverpool

    League Cup - Spurs / Man U
  6. Ventress, were you once buggered by a chelsea fan?
  7. League: Liverpool/Chelsea
    F.A Cup:Man UTD
    League Cup:Newcastle/West Ham
    Champs League:Barcelona
  8. What team is going to upset all the pundits by having a blinder up to christmas.I think Reading will do a Wigan and be up in the top 6 for a good while.Or am I talking sh*te
  9. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    I have a rabid hatred for Chelski , probably more than the Yids and the Mancs. Nothing personal.
  10. I fancy West Ham for a bit of an upset somewhere, maybe even a top 5 finish.
  11. Don't care. You wouldn't if you where a Wanderer's fan. I face another nine months of coasting along someplace between tenth and third, never quite good enough to mount a serious challenge and losing to a sloppy goal in the 98th minute of every game, the only goals we do score coming from Kevin Davies when the oppo keeper bounces it off his arrse, but not thankfully not bad enough to face relegation, ever again.

    Still, I love 'em, and I couldn't support another team, ever. So long as we do Man U and Chelski don't bag five against us again.

    Edited cuz i cant spel in it :oops:
  12. I'll stay loyal to my team and humbly believe that Aston Villa will clear up this season
  13. I'd agree with Morty, I dont care either as a Villa fan.
    Im so used to see them doing well up until christmas then become a bunch
    of useless cnuts. Happens every year.
    Maybe the new manager can pull something out of the bag...............

    Doubt it.
  14. well I would expect sale and Wasps to dominate the Premiership but we should also watch out for Irish and Quins. Leicester can never be disregarded but I think they will merely be pace-makers not setters. Bath would be a good shout for relegation as sadly so should be Worcester - who seemed every week last season to be signing off.

    Oh sorry...that other code of football? Oh, well then whoever has the most money. Probably.
  15. Premiership - Liverpool
    FA Cup - Hastings United
    League Cup - Bolton

    Champions' (sic) League - Porto
    UEFA Cup - Newcastle

    Spurs will have a good season, but will be runners-up in everything as they are felled at the last hurdle by an increasingly-imaginative 'Highbury Poisoner'.

    Wayne Rooney will get sent off

    Terry Venables will take an unexpectedly large portion of the England players' pool.

    Chelsea will again be underwritten to the tune of £100 per seat per match (do the math!)

    An England player will learn to speak English and have something worthwhile to say.

    The first Premiership outfit to part company with their manager will be Blackburn, but no-one will care.