The new Lara Croft

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Aug 13, 2008.

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  1. Want that one! :drool:

    Good chebs, flexible, trained with gats, slightly posh voice as well...

    Have her washed and brought to my tent! :twisted:
  2. Yep I would. But then I have attend OFaH school of charm so anything with a pulse or still warm is a goer
  3. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    She's mince! Does she not realise she is taking herself and her role just a little too seriously? Silly cow :D

    Ah well, I'd shag it :lol:
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    She was frothing on the wireless last night. Saying she was going to be trained by the SAS. At the boathouse, or is poor Roman going to find his gates suddenly unwatched?

    Dozy bint could have trained with 49 Para if she'd of asked nicely.
  5. To do what exactly!! shitting in plastic bags on ops, FFS
  6. Would still prefer nell
  7. My bold

    And that's a recommendation is it? :?

    Come on......... you're no different to any of us blokes on here. It's got a pulse..... That'll do. :D
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    "Theres only one Lara Croft, theres only one Lara Croft, theres only one Lara Croooooft...."

  9. Seconded - the definative MILF! :D

    And she's kinky - bonus! :twisted:
  10. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Fair one :D
  11. If it's a really hot day, even having a pulse is not a pre-requisite! 8O :twisted:
  12. On a really hot day you have to be quick to avoid all that unpleasent splashing and splitting
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    We have the technology