The new cookhouse monster

Discussion in 'Sappers' started by HEART_STOPPER, Feb 15, 2012.

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  1. He's clearly after 2 things:

    1. Her cash.

    2. So he can get phots of her ring dhobing him in the Sunday sport after hes put rohypnol in those chocolates.

    3. I would - right up her hairy scottish ricker - just to get the high notes off her........
  2. So what first attracted you to this multimillionairess?
  3. a la Debbie McGee & Mrs Merton
  4. The fact that the boys put money in the kitty :)
  5. SuBo is a high street honey compared to Gibs Cookhouse Monster RIP
  6. Obviously he's after the big bears overcoat stuffed into her voluminous draws.
  7. "Err.....being paid by the Sun to turn up with a press team"