Having just had a chat with a Septic who had his own amusing take on the phonetic alphabet, I feel standardisation is the way forward. Many of us are able to recite the 'Alpha, Bravo, Charlie' bollocks right through to 'X-Ray, Yankee, Zulu'. Which is fine. Unless you are talking to a Septic. The Septics will say 'Ida' for the letter 'I'. Fucking Ida? Who asked you to bring my Auntie Ida into the conversation you fat cunt. And while I'm on... The Boston Tea Party.... Discuss? These sort of conversations can get in the way of operational excellence so I feel it is time to call a halt. What we need is a Universal PC Phonetic Alphabet that will work with us and all sorts of foreign scum. And it is down to the ARRSE to lead the way. Let us start with the word 'ARRSE', then move on shall we? 'A' - Arsehole. 'R' - Ruck 'R' - Ruck 'S' - Shitbag 'E' - Edelweiss So, the call-sign for ARRSE would be: Arsehole - Ruck - Ruck - Shitbag - Edelweiss. Which I am sure you will agree is an improvement. The letter 'F' is already assigned, obviously. But other than that, the Committee is open to suggestions.