The new(and improved) AGAI 67

#1
life, they say, is a lottery. I think when someone fcuks up they should take a roll of the dices( or in this case pigs) and see what they get.
what do you all think?


PIGI 67


SIDER : 25 press ups
PIG OUT : 50 press ups
TROTTER : MacDonalds run
DOUBLE TROTTER : black nasty across eyebrows
RAZOR BACK : stand outside window for 10 minutes
DOUBLE RAZORBACK : stand on shop floor and shout………….
SNOUTER : 10 reps on a straight bar
DOUBLE SNOUTER : 50 reps on a straight bar
JOWLER : run round the workshop in less than a minute
DOUBLE JOWLER : run round the workshop in less than 45 seconds
MAKING BACON : crate
PIGGY BACK : 1x pull on ASM’s tash
 
#2
OI, get back to work - I've got an excuse, I'm on leave..............

Good idea though......

Cant imagine the short angry fella being too impressed with the last one - but its a punishment that will definately do whats needed.
 
#4
I've had to roll the dice before, nut never roll the pigs. :D Excellent Idea. I've got a set at my mums somewhere. I'll dig them out for when someone is daft enough to let me run a workshop.
 
#5
Like it :)

Or what if the stick man had a huge bag of Revels?

The offender would then reach into said bag of choco heaven and hell, depending on the crime would pick 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, (or even the whole bag for really naughty people)
Place the award in gob and chew, standing rigidly to attention before the brass strip in front of the desk.
Smiles, retching, spitting, dribbling and the like would bring another dip into the bag!

This would obviously be followed by a Tesco/Asda run to replace the family/LAD/WKSP/Sqn/Pl size bag of fun

:)
 
#7
QManWpns said:
PIGGY BACK : 1x pull on ASM’s tash

What happens if this ASM doesnt have a tash :)
PUBES of course! 8O


Jeez, sometimes you just can't get the staff! :wink:


:D :D :D
 
#10
I can say from first hand experience that PIGAI 67 works a treat! Great idea, a good giggle and sorts the blighters out. It comes strongly recogmended.
 

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