The never-ending story

#1
Well, after looking around i thought i'd put one up here, as i'm bored.
One sentence each, carry it on and see how random and/or offensive we can get it. I'l start

Frank was cleaning his rifle...........
 
#2
MikeS said:
Frank was cleaning his rifle...........
...there were many like it, but that one was his...
 
#6
Meanwhile, back at Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizadry, Hagrid was just pulling out of a young and very satiated Harry Potter.
 
#7
cuckingfunt said:
...but then they all died...

so it was the end.


....and so did cuckingfunt who was to roast in the lowest parts of hell for being such a killjoy, with a kebab skewer down his 3rd eye
 
#8
Anyway, back to Hagrid and Harry.......
 
#11
chinooksdad said:
Anyway, back to Hagrid and Harry.......
...after hagrids sexual assault harry was lying beaten and dazed on the floor...........
 
#12
with his wand stuck right up the rusty bullet hole
 
#13
It was down to Ron Weasley to save the day......
 
#14
right after he'd finished tugging one off into hermione's knicker draw
 
#15
Ron was a man hung like an donkey and fisted goats as his main occupation
 
#17
bitterandtwisted said:
Ron was a man hung like an donkey and fisted goats as his main occupation
But the goats didnt like this, and they formulated a plan...
 
#19
Suddenly, there was a cry from the other side of the locked door. It was Professor Dumbledor!!

Professor!, professor! whimpered Harry as Hagrid's thrustings took on a greater urgency as he apprached the pearly gates......
 
#20
chinooksdad said:
Suddenly, there was a cry from the other side of the locked door. It was Professor Dumbledor!!

Professor!, professor! whimpered Harry as Hagrid's thrustings took on a greater urgency as he apprached the pearly gates......
Like a cork on a champagne bottle harry flew across the room
 

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