The never-ending story

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MikeS, Aug 2, 2009.

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  1. Well, after looking around i thought i'd put one up here, as i'm bored.
    One sentence each, carry it on and see how random and/or offensive we can get it. I'l start

    Frank was cleaning his rifle...........
  2. ...there were many like it, but that one was his...
  3. ...and they all lived happily ever after.

    The end.
  4. ...or so they thought.....
  5. ...but then they all died...

    so it was the end.
  6. Meanwhile, back at Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizadry, Hagrid was just pulling out of a young and very satiated Harry Potter.

  7. ....and so did cuckingfunt who was to roast in the lowest parts of hell for being such a killjoy, with a kebab skewer down his 3rd eye
  8. Anyway, back to Hagrid and Harry.......
  9. Stop it, you're giving me a semi!
  10. Who got swine flu and died.
  11. ...after hagrids sexual assault harry was lying beaten and dazed on the floor...........
  12. with his wand stuck right up the rusty bullet hole
  13. It was down to Ron Weasley to save the day......
  14. right after he'd finished tugging one off into hermione's knicker draw
  15. Ron was a man hung like an donkey and fisted goats as his main occupation