The Mythical Hangover Cure

Grumblegrunt

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#2
incoming mortar rounds are a good pickmeup.
 
#4
Stay drunk.Apparently the answer given by Dean Martin when asked how he avoided hangovers

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Ambs

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#8
A litre of fluids i/v always worked for me.... Esp with the first 500mls going in fast....


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jarrod248

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#9
My advice, never drink wine, spirits or alcopops
Stick to one brand of normal strength beer, lager or cider. Pint of water and ibuprofen 400mg before bed.
Oh and never drink with Sluggy, she will collapse, wake up and drink more than you.


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#11
A couple of BAOR warriors I knew had the perfect method of staving off an impending hangover.

After drinking a few yellow handbags, a litre of Apfelkorn, playing several games of shock followed by a quick tonguing of a whore's anus, they would jump into their cars and proceed merrily towards camp before crashing and being pronounced dead at the scene.
 
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#12
I've always found that laying about, convinced that I'm dying of bad cancer, and popping to the loo every now and then to shit gravy and honk up **** all but bile and stomach lining works a treat..


..you should try it.
 
#13
My advice, never drink wine, spirits or alcopops
Stick to one brand of normal strength beer, lager or cider. Pint of water and ibuprofen 400mg before bed.
Oh and never drink with Sluggy, she will collapse, wake up and drink more than you.


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I've drunk just about everything possible to drink in huge quantities. And I have never had a hangover.

Some people can take it, others can't. I cannot drink as much as I used to however - as I now feel ill and fall asleep before I've finished a bottle of vodka. With most drugs your body get's a resistance, mine has worked in the opposite way. When I was 18 I could drink a bottle of vodka and then still go onto pints. Now pints are enough for me.

Edit - I should add, looking back I was clearly a mild alcoholic. I was drinking every day in excess, ended up getting into a lot of trouble because of it, and it did end up ruining a big part of my life. I still drink - I just tone it down a lot.
 
#14
A couple of BAOR warriors I knew had the perfect method of staving off an impending hangover.

After drinking a few yellow handbags, a litre of Apfelkorn, playing several games of shock followed by a quick tonguing of a whore's anus, they would jump into their cars and proceed merrily towards camp before crashing and being pronounced dead at the scene.
Quite hard to fault that as an effective cure....
 
#16
After my LS&GC (3 Bottles of Port) Two full breakfasts from the cookhouse helped, plus more sleep.

Then I was barricaded in my room after I found out that in order to warm up a pizza you dont put it in the tumble dryer in the birds block with all her chefs white in it.
 

Joker62

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#17
#18
Scientists recently stated that the best cure for a hangover is to eat last nights fatty leftovers....

Utter b*llocks!! Now I can't stop heaving and the ugly c*nt thinks we are in a relationship!.
 
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