The muslims are not happy

#1
No doubt they'll be the usual know-it-alls posting that "it's been done before" but you try searching ARRSE using the term 'muslims, not and happy'!

The Muslims aren't happy!

They're not happy in Gaza. They're not happy in Egypt. They're not happy in
Libya. They're not happy in Morocco. They're not happy in Iran. They're not
happy in Iraq. They're not happy in Yemen. They're not happy in Afghanistan.
They're not happy in Pakistan. They're not happy in Syria. They're not happy
in Lebanon.

And where are they happy?

They're happy in the UK. They're happy in France. They're happy in Italy.
They're happy in Germany. They're happy in Sweden. They're happy in the USA.
They're happy in Norway. They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN?
 
#2
Yep. And our very own Afghan Something or other, the Pashtun pilloch is the living proof, here on Arrse. Happily he seems to have fucked off.
 
#4
No doubt they'll be the usual know-it-alls posting that "it's been done before" but you try searching ARRSE using the term 'muslims, not and happy'!

The Muslims aren't happy!

They're not happy in Gaza. They're not happy in Egypt. They're not happy in
Libya. They're not happy in Morocco. They're not happy in Iran. They're not
happy in Iraq. They're not happy in Yemen. They're not happy in Afghanistan.
They're not happy in Pakistan. They're not happy in Syria. They're not happy
in Lebanon.

And where are they happy?

They're happy in the UK. They're happy in France. They're happy in Italy.
They're happy in Germany. They're happy in Sweden. They're happy in the USA.
They're happy in Norway. They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame? Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN?
Something like that.

Hang on - actually they won't be happy in the UK until they make it an islamic state, like that's going to happen.
 
#6
Something like that.

Hang on - actually they won't be happy in the UK until they make it an islamic state, like that's going to happen.
Unfortunately there are parts of London, Bradford, Doncaster and many other places where it is already in place. So I s'pose when they take over completely, and we are living in mud huts, they will stop being happy and we will have to start again in the dark ages.
 
#7
Unfortunately there are parts of London, Bradford, Doncaster and many other places where it is already in place. So I s'pose when they take over completely, and we are living in mud huts, they will stop being happy and we will have to start again in the dark ages.
There even here in Aus trying to convert and take over !!!!!!
 
#10
Muslims are never happy, I blame the food
 
#11
I believe this is the invisible unspoken 6th Pillar of Islam: "Thou shalt not be happy and thou shall make all non-believers as unhappy as you are".
 
#13
In the interests of balance, I think we should point out that they're also fairly happy in Kuwait, Oman, the UAE and Saudi Arabia (well, the men at least) and pretty fucking unhappy in bits of Russia so it's swings and roundabouts really.

Agreed though that Western Europe is pretty fucking awesome and if people really don't like it they can go fuck themselves.
 
#14
In the interests of balance, I think we should point out that they're also fairly happy in Kuwait, Oman, the UAE and Saudi Arabia (well, the men at least) and pretty fucking unhappy in bits of Russia so it's swings and roundabouts really.
True. And it has to be said pretty much everybody in places like Iran and Yemen is unhappy. Stoning people to death for saying "That bit of haddock was good enough for Jehova" isn't really conducive to happiness. (Before all you bleeding heart lefties try to tell me that this doesn't happen - I've seen it happening - on telly - in High Def).

Also worth mentioning that the Muslims in Syria, Libya and Egypt are unhappy with other Muslims, so perhaps that doesn't count.

Regarding our own Sceptred Isle, there's a bill in the Lords as I type this to make the discriminatory practices of British Sharia "courts" illegal in English law. Naturally, the Sharia4UK mob, led by part man/part web site Anjem Choudary, are unhappy about this but Anjem's a little shiite (see what I did there) so why worry?
 

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#15
its that mohammeds fault (pbuh - dont need a fatwah at my age) fancy not letting them have a drink. makes jebus's party trick at canaan a bit awkward to explain.

sooner they change that the sooner they can settle down to a comfortable and numb existance - finish work then down to the 'stone the wife, adulterous bitch' arms for a quick pint before going home.
 
#16
So the Muslims aren't happy? Wow, just let me check the giveaf*uckometer, needle has not moved, must be u/s, f*cking techies said they'd fixed it. In a free world if someone wants to be unhappy then unless it's illegal they are at liberty to feel unhappy. Back to the evening news on telly.
 
#18
islamophobia is as bad as racism and it sickens me that some members of the armed forces, the same armed forces my grandad fought with in WW2, my uncle and my brother served in seem to fall for the daily mail the muslims are taking over hysteria that leads to shit like national socialism and the rising of hostilities till we see something like the holocaust, its so pathetic its unreal.

yes muslims dont like bacon, the bible says shelfish is an abomination and any man who eats it is surelky ending up in hell, you gonna go cry at christian morons too?
 
#19
islamophobia is as bad as racism and it sickens me that some members of the armed forces, the same armed forces my grandad fought with in WW2, my uncle and my brother served in seem to fall for the daily mail the muslims are taking over hysteria that leads to shit like national socialism and the rising of hostilities till we see something like the holocaust, its so pathetic its unreal.

yes muslims dont like bacon, the bible says shelfish is an abomination and any man who eats it is surelky ending up in hell, you gonna go cry at christian morons too?
Welcome back Afghan_Kandak...now fuck off please..thankyou so much..
 
#20
islamophobia is as bad as racism and it sickens me that some members of the armed forces, the same armed forces my grandad fought with in WW2, my uncle and my brother served in seem to fall for the daily mail the muslims are taking over hysteria that leads to shit like national socialism and the rising of hostilities till we see something like the holocaust, its so pathetic its unreal.

yes muslims dont like bacon, the bible says shelfish is an abomination and any man who eats it is surelky ending up in hell, you gonna go cry at christian morons too?
Clearly you haven't read the bible.
 

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