The Mrs and school holidays

#1
Jesus, I need a nuclear bunker to rest in.

Kids broke up a couple of hours ago and she's already hit mega mental mode.

Just noticed her copying my SSM voice with the kids. I'm doomed, I might sleep at work until Easter is over.

Well, its two weeks of being good cop for me and hiding with cats posting on ARRSE not to hear the fighting.
 
#2
My sympathies matey :(

Why not send 'em out chimney cleaning to make a few extra spends? :D
 
#4
take them camping....no really it'll be fun kids, snow is a really good insulator :D
 
#6
Have you thought of trying Leukemia? It's got to be better than what's in store...
 
#7
Anyone need an emergency call out? Just PM me with details and I'll call you back with a very plausible emergency that you just have to attend.
 
#9
cuckingfunt said:
shots_in said:
my sympathies for you. try vodka it numbs the pain
I don't think you're supposed to give kids vodka though 8O
Why ever not? They have to learn some time and as well as sorting out your peace and quiet problem you'll also be supporting your local **** corner shop (or are they now called 'Off Licences for 10 - 14 Year Olds'?
 
#11
cuckingfunt said:
shots_in said:
my sympathies for you. try vodka it numbs the pain
I don't think you're supposed to give kids vodka though 8O
You're also not meant to throttle them.

So its one or the other 8O
 

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