The Motherload!

#1
Whilst on duty this morning a phone was handed into me from the cleaner who said he had found it whilst cleaning up the NAAFI this morning.

I thought I'd have a look through the photo's so as to identify the person who's phone it could be returned to them of course.

To my delight I found two photo's, one of which has the NAAFI bird sporting a lovely outfit clearly from Ann Summers, suspenders 'n' all. And another posing on a bed with her tits out, taken herself.

Now my predicament. My fellow collegues (who would obviously appreciate this awsome find) do not come into work for another 2 hours.

Do I;

A. Do the good thing and hand it back to her now as she must be worried

or B. Wait 2 hours so me and my muckers can have a good auld gawp at it for about 30 minutes?

Your help and advice is greatly appreciated
 
#5
If she is fit then forward pics to yourself. If she has a face that would scare a police riot horse hand it back and disinfect hands.
Same thing happened to me once (shudder) had to pour bleach in my eyes so the pain took the image away
 
#9
Bluetooth surely
 
#12
Because it didn't really happen. There is no phone, and therefore no pics. The OP is lying to appear interesting.

Sent from my Desire HD
I see the duty morale hoover is doing his runs... Bore off sad act and go find some other joy to kill

Anyway she came in to see if it had been handed in so had to hand it back I'm afriad. I couldn't do anything with the photo's as I'm in theater. She wasn't the best looking, but don't get me wrong I still would smash her back doors in... She looked like Denise from loose women but 10 years younger, and she is scouse so you know she would be filth!

 
#14
Anyway she came in to see if it had been handed in so had to hand it back I'm afriad. I couldn't do anything with the photo's as I'm in theater. She wasn't the best looking, but don't get me wrong I still would smash her back doors in... She looked like Denise from loose women but 10 years younger, and she is scouse so you know she would be filth!
Well, if your luck's in, maybe someone will tell her about this thread ... and she won't tell her boyfriend. :twisted:
 
#16
Oh dear, you had to hand the phone back, and you were unable to get the photos. How very convenient.

Do one, you fucking spunkbubble.

Sent from my Desire HD

1. It's a sad state of affairs if I have to make up a story about some NAAFI chick to impress some internet hard men

2. Out of all the things floating about in my imagination, where anything is possible, I'm sure I could of thought up a better story than this.

End of discussion anyway, My sense of humour has been sapped. You did well.
 
#17
1. It's a sad state of affairs if I have to make up a story about some NAAFI chick to impress some internet hard men

2. Out of all the things floating about in my imagination, where anything is possible, I'm sure I could of thought up a better story than this.

End of discussion anyway, My sense of humour has been sapped. You did well.
Oh don't go.There must be another page in this saga?
 
#18
1. It's a sad state of affairs if I have to make up a story about some NAAFI chick to impress some internet hard men

2. Out of all the things floating about in my imagination, where anything is possible, I'm sure I could of thought up a better story than this.

End of discussion anyway, My sense of humour has been sapped. You did well.
What a crock of shizer. SHit dit followed by bullshit excuses when your non story is pooh hoo'd.

You are going on Ignore so I am not dissapointed for another 30 seconds of my valuable time

I bet your fucking dad had a speed boat when you were at school as well
 
#19
What a crock of shizer. SHit dit followed by bullshit excuses when your non story is pooh hoo'd.

You are going on Ignore so I am not dissapointed for another 30 seconds of my valuable time

I bet your fucking dad had a speed boat when you were at school as well
haha what the fuck? Nice one. Gutted I'm on your ignore list like.

What ever happened to this site? Full of whinging cunts now

And no my Dad didn't have a speedboat.... but he did touch me sometimes on his yacht.
 
#20
fucks sake....no pics...no point in starting a thread about pics and then not posting them. My only consolation is that as it was a NAAFI wench, she is probably rather large with folds of fat rolling off her and has facial hair...
 

Similar threads

New Posts

Latest Threads

Top