The Mother/Daughter Combo

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Geordie_Pride, Jul 1, 2006.

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  1. As a couple of you know, I have been on a quest to conquer the Mother/Daughter Combo. Just last night was my latest (failed) attempt. I have had both mother and daughter (a lovely petite, blonde, 18 year-old) individually but have been trying, somewhat unsuccessfully, to have them both at the same time.

    What I ask of you, my fellow ARRSErs, is to give me some guidance to help me in my quest.
     
  2. The mother/daughter combo is a favourite in Newcastle. Usually with the husband/father.
     

  3. ARFFFFFFFFF......!!!!!!!!
     
  4. even if this was the mother :?: :?: :?: :?:
     
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  9. Thats fucking wrong.

    Geordie, have you attempted to use the wallet yet?
     
  10. I'm hoping not to have to.

    Any other suggestions?
     
  11. Suprise sex?
     
  12. On both at the same time? Could be a bit tricky...
     
  13. Pfft.....Bloody Football Players.
     
  14. Who said I was a football player?
     
  15. Lol, never mind.

    Just do something to the mother, like smash her back doors in, that you don't do to the daughter. Then tell the daughter you'll only do it to her if you get both of them.