The most Non-Gay Songs ever

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  1. We've got the gay songs thread, so how about the manly, hairy chested, testosterone fueled songs for straight men ...

    So let's start this off with Rodney's "Show them to me"

    Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me Uncensored Video

    Added to say - watch the video all the way through - some good looking girls get 'em out ...
  2. Surely the title should read "Mostest none gayest songs ever". ;-)
  3. No such animal as a straight guy,,we are all perverted bastards,and when you get to my age you will know........

    MacArthur Park,,,by various hairy chested Men.......
  4. Anything by Will Young.He's the best ever.
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  5. My Gang,,,,,,Gary Glitter,,,,just a pedo not a poof.....
  6. The version that springs to my mind is by Donna Summer, and is quite gay.
  7. Black Sabbath, Fairies Wear Boots
  8. Glad to be Gay - Tom Robinson.So gay was Tom that he fell in love with and married a woman, with whom he had children.
  9. Same thing here with the noted pre pubescent botty stretcher....Come to think of it was he both???

    Jonathan King - Satisfaction - YouTube
  10. A Boy Called Sue,,,,Johnny Cash....

    Every ones Gone to the Moon,,,,,????
  11. How could we ever forget Benny Hill?? There was as unlikely redder blooded man as you could ever wish to meet, but he still got his cock sucked on a regular basis by one of 'Hill's Angels', who'd of ever thought that!!

    And of course he left us with this testosterone fuelled ditty to boot....Dailymotion - Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) - a Music video

    A true swordsman and minstrel. Good on ya Benny!!!
  12. The Lumber Jack Song,,,,now that is not Gay......
  13. Anything by the mac fuck off.