I've just done the most manly thing in my whole life. I'm so proud. So im sat there in the hotel bar after listening to some shite work conference all day long (Meanwhile drinking all this time) I decide to get up and go to the bar for another drink. This is where the inner rumblings start. I need a shit. Desperatley. So looking around i see no visible bathroom and decide to head up to my room to do my buisness. Walking over towards the lift something i can only describe as an arrse WMD errupted from me rear end, the s mellyest fart i have ever done in my life. Now at this poinit im touching cloth, so close to shitting its unreal. I'm now stood in the corner of the lift, packed with posh hotel guests, clenching my arrse together praying i get to my room when all of a sudden i cant contain it any longer, my system finaly gives way to the urge to shit and i let out a massive arrse trumpet followed by a river of shit down the inside of my suit trousers. The lift is evac'd at the next floor by everyone but me as im stood in the corner in a puddle of my own shit laughing my tits off.