The Most Gorgeous Brunette in the World

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mechanicalhorsetrough, Oct 17, 2015.

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  1. It was when I discovered that I was the only person in the world who couldn't stand the sight of Angelina Jolie (even when she still had all her parts), that I realised I must be a homosexual.
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  2. That is one tasty bit of fluff.
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  3. image.jpeg It's Salma Hayek in from dusk till dawn.

    Close the thread.
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  4. FoC
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  5. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    who the fcuk is Afghan Andy and why has he 'disliked' the sigourney weaver and kirstie alley pictures??? the massive hermersexual.


    I'd give them the best fifteen seconds of their life, the dark haired minxes that they are.
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  6. You cant make a cuppa in that time.
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  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    AfghanAndy is one of the site tossers. You can safely ignore anything he posts or does!
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  8. Much the same as yourself then. His redeeming points are his lack of sickening brown nosing and the pitiful attempts to be a mod. You fat old cunt.
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  9. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I'm sensing a slight hint of bitterness here.
  10. I give you...

    Eva Green

    Cote De Pablo

    Katie McGrath
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  11. Correct. But you can include the foreplay and the cigarette afterwards.
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  12. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer


    and beautiful...eyes...
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  13. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    Don't you volunteer to look after cadets (i.e. 12-18 year olds)...?

    Consider yourself on my 'creepy cunt' radar.
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  14. A tad more unconventional - Isabella Rosellini



    And Janine Turner (Cliffhanger, Northern Exposure)




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  15. Patricia Valesquez from the Mummy flick,


    and the scrummy Emma.

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