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The Most Gorgeous Brunette in the World



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She given birth to a apple.

I thought they grew on trees.

Every day is a school day!!!!!!!

No. An apple a day keeps the doctor away - presumably that includes specialists in female organs and problems!

I like noshing a Pink Lady myself.

As we all do - the fresh tang and sweetness.

Last time I tried a Granny Smith there was a lack of flavour..

A little on the dried side I expect? Been left too long.

Crap puns are mildly amusing - but can we have more girls and fruit please? Perhaps a girl sat with her legs apart, holding a pineapple between her legs and bananas dangling in front of her boobs.
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