Fixed... no charge. It's old one I've told before so stop me... Rupert walks in as I'm doing the finer points of OS and stuff and grabs a sheet. "No ND, there are no (churches with steeples, A and B road, Public Houses etc.)
at grid ref. 123456!.... "Wrong sheet Sah!" Cue exit of Rupert Mr Wanka Sah.
That is so funny a little wee has come out and dribbled down my leg. Can I have your autograph? Just make it out... To John Smith (that is my nephews name) from The Funniest Cunt On The Entire Fucking Planet.