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A Rupert with a map in his hand!
Put the brasso down and go to bed.
It's only dangerous when he tries to read it and point the way. What about a Rupertina with a map in her hand? How dangerous is she?
Plods with shooters.
but I've run out of tesco value cider!
Premenstrual, postmenstrual, premenopausal or postmenopausal women. In short.... women.
Perhaps an arm full of syringe delivered decking paint would help?
A 45 gallon drum of it injected would!
Fixed... no charge. It's old one I've told before so stop me... Rupert walks in as I'm doing the finer points of OS and stuff and grabs a sheet. "No ND, there are no (churches with steeples, A and B road, Public Houses etc.)
at grid ref. 123456!.... "Wrong sheet Sah!" Cue exit of Rupert Mr Wanka Sah.
And that's just a map of his house.
How many times has this gag been told anyway? Don't want to take off shoes and socks to count.
A hippo. With an SLR.
How's the Rupert going to hold a map when he needs both hands to hold his dog?
A RESA officer.
That is so funny a little wee has come out and dribbled down my leg. Can I have your autograph? Just make it out... To John Smith (that is my nephews name) from The Funniest Cunt On The Entire Fucking Planet.
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