the most bone agai you have ever had

#1
im currently sitting naked in my room waiting to get changed for one of two show parades that i recieved via the agai system. It was for not wearing any fucking twisties,anyone else been agaid for something equally as gay, when asked why i had no twisties i said i hadnt been issued them. thats probably what landed me in the shit.


anyone had a bone pick up before and tried to get out of it with a stupid comment.
 
#2
HA HA HA get on parade shitty
 
#4
I'm sure you'd been warned. It probably wasn't the fact you weren't wearing any, it was probably the fact you think you know best. Enjoy your AGAI.
 
#5
I am old, my eyes are bent and my knees are dim, what the Sprogs
ARRSE is an AGAI?
 
#6
nope i got briefed up after work by the platoon sergeant that everyone must wear twisties from now on, funny enough i got agaid before work started.
 
#9
I am old, my eyes are bent and my knees are dim, what the Sprogs
ARRSE is an AGAI?
Sounds a bit like ROPs to me Arters

Edit: I got 5 days once. started on a thursday went to the following thursday, I noticed pretty much anyone who got ROPs always had their weekend fuck up....strange that :)
 
#11
AGAI 67 is the new discipline system - minor sanctions (show parade, works parades etc) and major sanctions (detention, busting, promotion ban etc).
On a charge, a fizzer (yea olde RAF F252)?
 
#13
Yep, that's ROP'S. Plus if you had learnt well in your youth, you would know that in an emergency of not being able to buy a pair of twisters from the NAAFI, because you're a mong and didn't have a spare pair or two, you should tuck your lightweights / combats in to the extra part of your laces that are wrapped around the top of your boots.

Did you have to show behind the night guard as well, or just 22.00hrs to piss on your chips?
 
#14
Gone are the days of running an extras book and beastings ... unfortunately. But used wisely, an AGAI can work just as well.
 
#15
im currently sitting naked in my room waiting to get changed for one of two show parades that i recieved via the agai system. It was for not wearing any fucking twisties,anyone else been agaid for something equally as gay, when asked why i had no twisties i said i hadnt been issued them. thats probably what landed me in the shit.


anyone had a bone pick up before and tried to get out of it with a stupid comment.
"I haven't been issued them"? Well why didn't you tie up your tie-ups then? That's why you're not issued twisters.

I get picked up for shit all the time and come back with some right cockish comments - fortunately for me I am beyond re-ejermercation now and people just seem to put up with me because I'm old and probably not worth the ink on the paperwork, plus I'll probably have a heart attack walking up the stairs to the bosses office! (Bet I get AGAI'd tomorrow now!) :)

The main question is; Do they work? (The AGAI system not twisters!) What's wrong with just fucking someone about unofficially so they don't know what's coming or just giving someone a quick whack in the bollocks?
 
#16
On a charge, a fizzer (yea olde RAF F252)?
Anyone who outranks you can AGAI you (ie, as a Full Screw I can AGAI a Siggy for being late for parade and give him a show parade/works detail to teach him the error of his ways). For minor sanctions it's not the full getting into your twos and marching into the CO's office job it's just a form which is filled out and signed by the punisher, the punishee and the Sgt Major or similar figure. For major sanctions you've obviously badly fucked up so it does come down to senior officers to give the punishments out like it always did.

It's not a replacement for Courts Martial proceedings, it's just a new way of doing in-unit punishments.
 
#17
Ah! Asante Sana, JBM.........Orders, up in front of the Green Beak, or
Show Parade, up in front of some non-descript little shit with delusions
of grandeur................fcuk all as changed since 1990 then!
 
#18
Yeah the punishments haven't changed, it's just formalised now so the RSM can't just roll the dice for how many extras you're getting. It also helps the unit keep track officially of who the wankers are - if you're in the Sgt Major's AGAI folder fifteen times in six months for being late for work and still pissed from the night before you've got no legal way of saying it's all lies when you're put on a three month bender for being a dickhead.
 
#19
It also makes random beastings a thing of the past. As it could all go horribly wrong ... just ask the Royal Welsh.
 

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#20
It was explained to me by a short, shouty lesbian WO thus: It means you've no recourse to human rights legislation or employment law as the punishment is purely administrative.

No idea if she was talking out of her voluminous backside or not though.
 

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