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The Morning Glory Debate

Morning Glory -

  • Sexual

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trombone84

Old Salt
Following a discussion in the pub a few nights ago... When one wakes with a spot of morning wood, is it just a function to stop one from lagging the bed or is it because one has been dreaming of Mrs Trombone's mam and a jar of marmite again? Does any one know?
 
If you're a man, the answer to any bodily-function question is, "It's sexual".

It's God's work, mate - enjoy it any way you can.

Edited to add: If that's what you dream about to make you hard, you need help.

Marmite?! You sick f*ck.
 
God knows. I prefer mine when I'm dying to lag. I like forcing it down whilst stretching. Normally onlt takes me a couple of strokes before I explode.

Can be a tad embarrassing though when you suffer from narcilepsy.
 
I used to drape my unifom over mine on the way the the karzi, though sometimes my DMS would accidentally kick me in the nuts.

Now it just points to where the DMS used to live. :-(
 
They gave my old grandad Viagra in the old folks' home. Nothing sexual about it, it was just to stop him rolling out of bed.

Hat, coat, and taxi!
 
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