The Morning Glory Debate

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by trombone84, Nov 3, 2007.

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  1. Following a discussion in the pub a few nights ago... When one wakes with a spot of morning wood, is it just a function to stop one from lagging the bed or is it because one has been dreaming of Mrs Trombone's mam and a jar of marmite again? Does any one know?
  2. If you're a man, the answer to any bodily-function question is, "It's sexual".

    It's God's work, mate - enjoy it any way you can.

    Edited to add: If that's what you dream about to make you hard, you need help.

    Marmite?! You sick f*ck.
  3. Morning glory is god's way of telling you it's time to wake up and jump on your mrs
  4. Mrs Shark keeps telling me that we shouldn't try and make a baby with morning glory! WTF is that all about?

  5. God knows. I prefer mine when I'm dying to lag. I like forcing it down whilst stretching. Normally onlt takes me a couple of strokes before I explode.

    Can be a tad embarrassing though when you suffer from narcilepsy.
  6. Morning glory????????

    I thought it was just p*ss proud! :D
  7. Taboo, agreed. You can't do anything with it when its full of wee. Less sit on their bladder and wriggle.
  8. I used to drape my unifom over mine on the way the the karzi, though sometimes my DMS would accidentally kick me in the nuts.

    Now it just points to where the DMS used to live. :-(
  9. should this not be a mass debate....

    TAXI, and quick !!

  10. Groan, not feckin quick enough!
  11. They gave my old grandad Viagra in the old folks' home. Nothing sexual about it, it was just to stop him rolling out of bed.

    Hat, coat, and taxi!
  12. Its the first bit of your brain starting to kick in.
  13. It's to do with weeing rather than a sexual physiological response, but it's a shame to waste it.
  14. Could be worse, could be vegimite
  15. NER NER,told you!!!P*SS PROUD!