Most people on here will recognise this syndrome. Itâs the one in which you wake up one morning and find something unusual has happened last night whilst drunk, but you have no recollection of how it might have come about. A bit like the student waking to find a traffic cone in his bedroom. (Yes, I know thatâs not remotely funny, I just used it for illustrative purposes.) Anyway my point is that this Saturday I woke to find my pillow full of blood and half of one of my ears missing. I have no idea how this might have happened. I didnât go out the previous night, although I did get royally drunk at home. I donât have any pets, neither is my house infested with rodents. My wife isnât given to eating human flesh either, so Iâm somewhat perplexed as to why Iâm missing half an ear. Iâm not all that bothered about it but it did set me wondering; whatâs your most disturbing wake-up realisation?