The Monkey's Paw

A mate of mine wished for cock so long, it would touch the floor.

...the double lower-limb amputation sorted that out!

badda-bing, badda-boom - I'm here all week!
The chap who answered his door to be confronted by 300 Klansmen, burning cross and all, to be asked ' Are you the guy who wanted to be hung like a nigger ? '. I think that's my coat over there.....

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