The Monkey Makem sympathy thread

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Oct 31, 2010.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hey guys. Sorry about that. Nah, straights we are.
     
  2. Eh?

    Blah blah blah (that's for the ten character fascists)
     
  3. It probably feels like a long time ago that the mackems were dancing on the graves of the Toon and predicting we'd do a Leeds.

    Nice to see normal service has resumed and may this be the start of the downward spiral that will send Sunderland back to where they belong.... The Championship.

    Agent Bruce is doing his work well!!
     
  4. I'm with you on that.

    Anyone who doesn't support Liverpool is obviously wrong in the head.
     
  5. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    or not a curly permed, tracksuit wearing, whinging benefit cheat car thief.
     
  6. FFS don't mention the Boro - we're going down so fast we may as well be renamed Belgrano FC.
     
  7. I assume this is related to Association Football?
     
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Not at all dear boy. This is a viral to encourage tourists to visit the lovely town of 5under1and.
     
  9. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Sunderland? Isn't that a nuclear wasteland? It's certainly not got a real football team, anyway. Just that bag of shite pretenders and the Mrs. Doubtfire impersonator as a manager.
     
  10. Ah, Sunderland! It's a grand tourist destination. Best fish and chips in NE at Lowries by the Puffing Billy in Seaburn. Best choice of real ales at the Kings Head in Detford. A fine environment for an invigorating stroll and a delve into English history via the Glass Centre and St Peters Church - once the home of the Venerable Bede. It's an empowering place (as long as you avoid the Stadium of Shite).

    Newcastle, on the other hand, is a frightful place.
     
  11. Coventry are 4th ...... nah feckin dreaming, they will do the usual 'rapidly down the pan' act over the Christmas/ New Year period and just avoid being relegated...


    AGAIN!
     
  12. Are you typing with your head?
     
  13. FFS - Newcastle were thrashed yesterday, anyone see the game? dunno what the fuck you lot are on about. Fuckin girly football.
     
  14. Cardiff are top of the League, I'm top of the fantasy league.
    It's a happy day in the Miner household.
     
  15. Wind your neck in missus, having just coughed your a goddam thieving scouse git you're in no position to pontificate!