I was walking through the local shopping centre today (thats the mall for all you septics) when was was accosted by a reasonable attractive eastern european blonde piece trying to sell me moisturiser and exfoliating products. Normally I'd have fcuked her off but I had just had a job interview that had gone quite well and had no where I needed to be. She started off quite amusing trying to sell me an aftershave moisturiser because I "have dry skin." Fair enough. She then asks me what sort of shaving products I use (King of shaves oil under source mint gell). She then goes mental saying why do I use oil, I have oily skin blah blah blah. At this point I was still pretty amused but could tell a bad mood was inbound was on the way. She then tries to sell me yet another type of moisturiser becasue I have sensetive skin now. At this point I piped up that I already have a number of useful pre and after shave products that don't cost the GDP of a small African country. Sense of humour failure well and truly arrived. Whool suit, hot day and glass roof on the centre weren't doing my temper any favours, but having a blonde midget trying to critical about my skin condition in badly accented english realy did take the "good interview shine" off my afternoon. Has anyone else had any aggressive sales persons trying to get you to buy overpriced sh1te by using a collection of badly seleted insults? Did any of you give in and buy any of said sh1te even if it was just to get them to feck right off?