The miracle of toilet paper

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  1. Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion;

    “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds”.

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing the toilet paper between my breasts.

    “How long will this take?” I ask.

    “They grow larger over a period of years”, my husband replies.

    I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

    Without missing a beat he says “Worked for your arse, didn’t it?”

    He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.