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The million pound note

I tried to pay for a packet of rizla with one but the pakki shop owner couldnt change it, he did let me take one paper out of the packet though so he wasnt that bad.


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One of the great benefits of leaving the EU will be that it clears the way for the return of this fine item (made even finer by falling from Christmas and Birthday cards from aunts and uncles numerous):



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the zimbabwe notes have the distinction of being cheaper than toilet paper and used as a replacement.

we had million pound nots back in the napoleonic times when we invented widespread paper money to deal with the gold shortages.

there is a bit of fuss in the states at the moment regarding platinum coins which are not minted but can be and a denomination above the market value of its content.

one idea is to make a hundred trillion dollar coins to pay off the debt and leave some spare
TheIronDuke probably has at least one 1 million pound note in his wallet?
And to fund his exotic life style with, you dont expect him to carry normal money with him do you??
What else would he use to buy his deltic train with?

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