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The Milkman

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The milkman arrives one evening to collect his money. The door is answered by a boy who is drinking whiskey with one hand, smoking with the other and being fluffed by a nubile twenty-something beauty.

Milkman: "Son, is your Mum or Dad in?"

Boy: "Does it f***in' look like it!"
 

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