The Milkman

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The milkman arrives one evening to collect his money. The door is answered by a boy who is drinking whiskey with one hand, smoking with the other and being fluffed by a nubile twenty-something beauty.

    Milkman: "Son, is your Mum or Dad in?"

    Boy: "Does it f***in' look like it!"