I remember being at RAF Chessington on rehab after a nasty Land Rover accident. I was in the NAAFI one night and this beautiful RAF bird had a few too many. She got up and stood on a table hoiked up her short skirt, pulled her kacks to one side and p1ssed in a pint mug in front of everyone. The she passed it round for everybody to have a swig. Needless to say we became great friends from that night on.