Second wave ? The Lake District is rammed with the entitled middle classes of the country from god knows where, all having a good mix, what could possibly go wrong.
Also my eldest who goes back to school Friday has been tracking her schoolmates on some bollocks app. They seem to be returning from the 4 corners of the earth about 4 days before returning to school. Again what could possibly go wrong ?.
Lake District was rammed full of Asians during lockdown if you recall, or was that just the horrible racist Cumbria Police (who issued more tickets for Covid breaches to Asians than anyone else) spent their time flicking through a London phonebook and picked on the ones with 'funny names'.
I've taken my daughter to school twice now so I expect by the 20th we'll all be dead - casualties of the Panicdemic second wave.