The Mechanic

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  1. A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
    Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist
    in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the
    service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the
    mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to
    take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised,
    walked over to where the mechanic was working on the
    motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on
    a rag and asked, 'So Doc , look at this engine. I open its heart,
    take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in,
    and when I finish, it works just like new.
    So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big
    bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the
    same work?' The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned
    over, then whispered to the mechanic...

    'Try doing it with the engine running.