The Meaning Of Life explained

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The Meaning of Life

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On the first day god created the dog. God said, "sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life
span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give
me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
so God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said,
" entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them
laugh. I'll give you a life span of twenty years."
The monkey said,"How boring, monkey tricks for
twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back
ten, so that's what I'll do, too, okay? and God
agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. God said, "
You will go to the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of
a tough life; you want me to live for sixty years;
let me have twenty and I'll give back forty." and
God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give
you 20 years," Man said, "What? Only twenty years!
Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty
the cow gave back, and then the ten the monkey gave
back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes
eighty, okay?

"Okay" said God, "you've got a deal." So that's why
the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the
sun to support our family; for the next ten years we
do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and
for the last ten years we sit on the porch and bark
at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.
 

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