After spinning a few tugging dits in other threads it became apparent that we need our own dedicated wanking thread. Where have you had your most memorable thrap? Personally I still have fond memories of boxing the Jesuit while at the helm of a destroyer in the pitch darkness of night. Despite my best efforts to spaff on the female officer of the watch's leg, I always failed, lack of range you see. I did manage to wipe my hand on her beret though. The worst tug I've ever had was in the fetid toilets of a Puerto Rican strip club after receiving a particularly good lap dance. There was poo on the walls and it put me off my stroke. This surprised me to be honest, as a 42 rating, I was used to throwing myself around the stinking aft heads while other men's piss overflowed from the bogs in rough seas and lapped at my arse. It was probably the heroine needles on the floor that made it a struggle.