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The Many Obstacles to an Israeli Attack on Iran

Reminds me of last night's programme on Ghengis "you won't like me when I'm Angry" Khan who was sitting at home one evening when the postman called with an unusual re-directed delivery, his Mongolian Ambassador to Iran's severed head...

...now Ghengis looked a mite ticked off at this point. Not sure if it was because the Iranian's had gone to absolutely no trouble whatsoever to wrap the head - not even one of these ready made gift bags from Carlton Cards - and in a fit of pique - sends 200,000 of soldiers to trash Iran (then Persia as you know).

Seems entirely understandable. Let that be a lesson.

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