the mans prayer....

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by boozy_bint, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. lord before i lay down to sleep today, i pray for a woman who's partially gay,
    one who's pretty, sexy and bright.

    one who,s fanny is small and tight,

    oh send me a woman who goe's like a train, who swallows your load and wants it again!

    and as she prays with this in mind, she'd as me to take her from behind!
    and when i was done, i'd climb off and thank her.

    until you can find her, i'll just be a w@nker!