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the mans prayer....

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lord before i lay down to sleep today, i pray for a woman who's partially gay,
one who's pretty, sexy and bright.

one who,s fanny is small and tight,

oh send me a woman who goe's like a train, who swallows your load and wants it again!

and as she prays with this in mind, she'd as me to take her from behind!
and when i was done, i'd climb off and thank her.

until you can find her, i'll just be a w@nker!

amen.
 

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