The man with the ten tonne testicles

#2
Shame he could have made a fortune as a bukaki stunt double.
 
#5
One Inch Man - lonely soul
Two Inch Man - gimme more
Five steps and back, get him back
Three steps enough, get him up

Always so lonely, lonely, lonely

One Inch Man, lonely soul
Two Inch Man, gimme more

Always so lonely, lonely, lonely
One Inch Man, he's so lonely, oh, he's breathin'

Damn my thoughts for you, do you really wanna fuck me?
Love my time for you, do you really wanna hold me?
Had my time for you, do you really wanna hold me?
Love my time for you, do you really wanna?

Always so lonely, One Inch Man, he's breathin'
Always so lonely, lonely, lonely
One Inch Man, he's so lonely, oh!
 
#7
[video=youtube;gJ3tqIukBKg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg[/video]
 
#8
Just spotted this and turned over

Fucking Hell
 
#10
Buster has got fuck all on these Indian loons that are on now
 
#12
I've seen a few of these now (but nowhere near as big).

I did one during training, I was scrubbed at the table.

The surgeon cut into the tunica and it spurted fluid everywhere. He did it on purpose to catch me out I think.

But that wasn't as bad as when some huge piles squirted blood into the face of the surgeon I was working with. She got it full in the face. Or the person vomiting faeces, nor the candle stuck up the perv's arrse.

If you like these stories I do dinner parties...
 
#17
I've seen a few of these now (but nowhere near as big).

I did one during training, I was scrubbed at the table.

The surgeon cut into the tunica and it spurted fluid everywhere. He did it on purpose to catch me out I think.

But that wasn't as bad as when some huge piles squirted blood into the face of the surgeon I was working with. She got it full in the face. Or the person vomiting faeces, nor the candle stuck up the perv's arrse.

If you like these stories I do dinner parties...
You amazingly got my attention here.....exactly how, is my question!
 
#18
I've seen a few of these now (but nowhere near as big).

I did one during training, I was scrubbed at the table.

The surgeon cut into the tunica and it spurted fluid everywhere. He did it on purpose to catch me out I think.

But that wasn't as bad as when some huge piles squirted blood into the face of the surgeon I was working with. She got it full in the face. Or the person vomiting faeces, nor the candle stuck up the perv's arrse.

If you like these stories I do dinner parties...
Write a book. It'd be an Arrse hit. Some of the stuff my girlfriend who is a radiographer has told me about is pretty impressive, if odd.


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#19
Write a book. It'd be an Arrse hit. Some of the stuff my girlfriend who is a radiographer has told me about is pretty impressive, if odd.


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I bet she has a million and 4 'I was cleaning naked and just slipped on to the well lubed up action man...' stories.
 

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