The Man pad

A mate of mine has recently bought his own gaff. Now seeing as he has no woman in his life he's making a point of making his pad a "ManPad".

He's after helpful advice hints and tips on what the most maly of items are to have in your house. As his marra's we all got to pick an item each and if it was reasonably priced he'd go out and get one.

Now we're running low on ideas so Arrsers. "Pimp my mates pad"

My choice was an old second hand radio with a broken tape player covered in paint and plaster!


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An entrenching tool and a bag of leaves.
Porn. Lots of porn.
An eastern european woman, about £400 I am led to believe.
Pick up some random chick from downtown for him - they are cheap (well a couple of bootles of blue wkd should get you one), and best of all they are c items!! if you break it, go get another the following night :)

(fully expect irate wives and girlfriends too respond but hey its thursday and lm bored s***less...)
Assorted engine parts scattered around the gaff, a samurai sword and a bound and gagged female hidden in the airing cupboard.
A sexswing and a Fleshlight
beer fridge
plasma tv
recliner chair
porn in the toilet
big fcuk off sound system (with loads of flahing lights)
Laminated phone list (next to phone, obviously) listing, take away's, restaurants,pubs,cinemas,whores,crack dealers etc.
beer fridge
selection of sports and porn dvd's
beer fridge.....

.....and did I mention a beer fridge.
Bad_Crow said:
Fleshwhat??? Is this some kind of head torch made out of dead toddlers?
Google it, best £25 a batchelor could spend :D
1. A piece of wood specifically for stirring paint.
2. Beer
3. Porn
4. Kebab wrappers for that 'home' feeling.
5. Feckin humungous flat screen TV, preferably dominating an entire wall (see 3 above).
6. Crutches for faking disability down local knocking shop.
not sure what else to suggest, but would say you should remove any carpets/laminate flooring in the entire house.

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