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The Mail on Sunday - Christopher Geidt

#2
I had him as a student on one of my courses at your place. (Jarrod calm down) I considered that he belonged to some other mob at the time. Nice blerk.
 
#4
Never Mind that have you seen the nick of the Irish Prime Minsiters wife?

WTF is that? Part Walrus part Hippo?



Phils probably wondering what ******* calibre you need to hunt it, or maybe a harpoon?
 

cpunk

LE
Moderator
#5
An article based on the scant official information about the man and made-up quotes. Standard fare for the Mail on Sunday. FWIW, he was commissioned and left as a Captain, and the idea that he helps the Queen choose her dresses is fcuking ludicrous, to say the least.
 

RP578

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Interesting gong-wear. CVO, OBE (civ div), Gulf War, UNTAC (UN Cambodia), European Community Monitoring Mission Bosnia. Not your average career.
 

cpunk

LE
Moderator
#7
Interesting gong-wear. CVO, OBE (civ div), Gulf War, UNTAC (UN Cambodia), European Community Monitoring Mission Bosnia. Not your average career.
CVO=Private Secretary to HM the Q
OBE=COS to Carl Bildt in the Balkans
Gulf War=Int Corps (V)
UNTAC=There as an observer - oddly enough - as Assistant Director RUSI
ECMM=As a member of the EC Monitoring Mission in the Balkans

Not actually surprising if you follow his career path. I should add, I do know him and I can say the MoS article is somewhat inaccurate.
 
#10
It would be like me saying you're entirely responsible for making Euro-scepticism popular on Arrse: not true and a bit embarrassing.
Ahhh but everybody knows I waffle lots and spout bollocks, unfortunatly for Christopher Geidt he has a sufficiently vague public profile to make the newspapers credible.
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
I reckon 99% of people who read that article will or do give a **** about this chap. They seem to be implying he is to the Queen lwhat the P.A. who squeezed toothpaste out for charlie and shook his cock after a tinkle was to him, and clearly he is not. Slow news piece, nothing else.
 
#13
Erm question? Since when has the Daily Mail been credible?
Hundreds of thousands (millions?) of people read it. Presumably they don't buy it thinking they are getting the grown up version of the Beano.
Sadly the majority of newspaper buyers out there even believe The Sun prints real news, like it or not the Mail is credible to millions
 

seaweed

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
Time to suggest some Philip lines such as:

(Thinks) I wish I could ask him how often it is her turn on top. But it'll be all over the papers.
 
#19
Never Mind that have you seen the nick of the Irish Prime Minsiters wife?

WTF is that? Part Walrus part Hippo?



Phils probably wondering what ******* calibre you need to hunt it, or maybe a harpoon?
Can you imagine how much the Irish PM had to fork out for the new dress that his missus would have wanted for meeting the Queen in? Especially as it would have been measured by the acre.

Interesting touch by the Irish, putting the photo opportunity right under a picture of (unless I'm being particularly stupid today) De Valera.
 
#20
Can you imagine how much the Irish PM had to fork out for the new dress that his missus would have wanted for meeting the Queen in? Especially as it would have been measured by the acre.

Interesting touch by the Irish, putting the photo opportunity right under a picture of (unless I'm being particularly stupid today) De Valera.
I have a notion that it is a picture of Michael Collins, I have never seen a picture of Dev without his specs.

 

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