The Lucky Mascot Of Prevent Death Friends

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Sep 14, 2007.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    We've all got one. Yes we have.

    You stick your hand in your pocket and rub something. For luck. (insert cheap fucking joke any time now)

    Something that brings you luck. Keeps you safe like your dear old Mums arms.

    Might be in your pocket, your handbag or your 50,000 ton aircraft carrier with frigate escort and AEGIS command and control systems and them big black things what go underwater... wassname... sardines...

    Mine lives on the dashboard of my car.

    It is the purple dinosaur of safety.

    Many years ago my youngest daughter emerged from MacDonalds with her Happy Meal, and a free gift. I was not in the best of fucking moods, since her bi-polar mentally deranged Mother, my ex, was giving it some.

    But my little peach sticks this purple plastic Dinosaur on the dash and says "There you are Daddy. That will keep you from harm"

    The day I lose that small purple Dinosaur is the day I die.

    Whats yours?
  2. John Howard, OC of the Ox & Bucks at Pegasus Bridge took his baby son's red shoe with him when he left after his final pre D Day leave. He kept it in his pocket throughout the D Day operations as the OC of the first unit to hit the ground.

    The interviews with Mr & Mrs Howard in Stephen Ambrose's book (Pegasus Bridge) are real tear jerkers.

    Mine is a little woven plastic thing on my daysack; it is one of those Scooby tHings or whatever they are called with letter beads on it spelling NASTY MAN.
  3. Eeyore soft toy that was my little boys constant companion for his first two years or so.

    Now it lives on my wagon dashboard so that I can have him with me on the road. He lives in Septic Land with my fiance (long story) so having that there is just like having him there.

    When I was in I had one of those silly thong/shoelace necklace things, wore it all the time except when we were in shirt sleeve order when it went into my shirt pocket. It never had any real emotional significance but I always had it with me.

    Bit maudlin' for the Naafi Bar, we must have got to that stage of drunkeness. Nothing wrong with that.
  4. Mine is my cock, never leave home without it
  5. Body Armour and helmet?

    Too chad and obvious? Sorry, thought so.

    Picture of a dragon my daughter gave me when she was about 4 (now fabloned and in ID wallet) with "safe daddy" written on it. Sniff. Sniff.

    Soft as shyte the lot of us!
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Mine is a small souvenir I brought back from a "fishing! holiday in Portugal. I caught it one night, and it lives in a small, specially constructed room under my basement!
  7. In Glock We Trust.
  8. A yellow squeezy air freshener thingy which has been with me for four op tours, now hangs in my tank - smell has long since gone but always gets a little squeeze when we head out of the gates...
  9. I have a lucky pebble which i found at the beginning of Herrick 4. I kept it in my ammo pouch. It will be coming on the next Herrick tour with me. Why the fuck i decided to keep it as a lucky pebble is beyond me as on the whole pebbles aren't renowned as being lucky. Better then believing in god though.
  10. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    It's not small blond and wearing an Everton top is it :wink:
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Have you got a similar one? We could trade, mine is getting a bit worn out.
  12. A mini joker playing card (fablonned)

    A bit of quartz pebble the 3 year old nephew gave me

    Baldricks bullet (Mark 2)

    And I salute magpies

    What a weirdo
  13. Hmm, strange, im certain you two have forgeries. :D
  14. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Oh well, it doesn't matter. I get a lot of ..................luck from the one I have.
  15. A small woollen hedgehog given to me by my sister when I joined up.

    It isn't known to be particularly lucky, but I could never stand going off on ex or ops without it in my smock pocket - like an itch I couldn't scratch.