The lovely, fluffy Merry Christmas Thread.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Awol, Dec 24, 2005.

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  1. As it is the season of Goodwill To All Men, I'd just like to wish all of you a really,really lovely Christmas and encourage all of you to treat this thread as a kind of sanctuary, a sacred place, where only nice things happen.

    As a kind of antidote you understand, you miserable, grumpy, bast@rds.
  2. I thought this read, bring something fluffy, so.....


    Drink up, Happy Christmas from Mr&MrsD to you all.
  3. I'm pretty sure this is what he meant by "fluffy."


    You're welcome. Merry Christmas. :)
  4. I have nothing to bring, but I would just like to wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS.

    & thank you all for helping to keep me sane for the past year x x

    gado x x x x
  5. Bah Humbug!!! I can't wait for this waste of time to pass. Lets get on to the killing, maiming, and thinning the herd!!!
  6. Sane? Now that does make me laugh.

    Happy Christmas you crazy kids.

    Sluggy xxx
  7. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all !
  8. Christmas! Fuxk Christmas, just get on with it!!
  9. Well roger me backwards with a kipper, Dale being slightly nice to another female. Whats up, slug? Are you pissed or have you decided that maried female arrse members don't need gang fcuking like the others.

    Bloody axe-wound.
  10. I am not always up for shagging BBC, I like to differ.
  11. Why should you not smoke in Santa's grotto?

    Because it is bad for your elf.

  12. Which is you? :twisted:

    Merry Christmas. May you find that good taco stand in Bournemouth. :D
  13. Not opened and necked the 200 paracetamol we sent you for Christmas yet then?
  14. I thought Vodka and speed were Dales thing? Either way, a good Christmas suicide will be appreciated. Feel free to slag me off for that comment but please note, if you are a bird or are not / have not served, I really couldn't give a fcuk about your opinion.

    Merry Christmas.
  15. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Och aye, merry christmas to you all.

    Brought to you in association with, well...everything!