In chat last night, it came to my knowledge that we have a contender for the above mentioned award. His application has been in process for close to two years, with still no date for ADSC. To give him his due, it's not entirely his fault apparently, his body and mind seem to be rejecting the idea of joining up. His mouth has caused him no end of problems (6 teeth out), his legs don't want to run any further than the local chippy and his weight is up and down more than a 5 dollar whores kecks. And now it seems he is doubting his sexuality :- http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=110336.html Can anyone beat this ???