The longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Jun 19, 2013.

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  1. An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.
    The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
    The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake!
    Leave it on the porn channel.
    You already know how to fish!"
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  2. Made I larf and the missus when I told her it!!! :)
  3. I thought it was shite.
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  4. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I've been married 31 years and don't know how to fish.