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The longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes!

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An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake!
Leave it on the porn channel.
You already know how to fish!"
 

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