As I begin to age, I've noticed a number of little niggles. Chief among those is that the ingrowing hairs in my beard are now white, so I can't see them before they get sore. Someone recently mentioned the impact of blood pressure medication on performance of the old morning broomstick. Does anyone else have any delightful ailments or defects I can look forward to? I'm not thinking so much of Parkinson's, or double incontinence. I'll let someone else sort those out.