The Little Guy

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

    The poor little guy starts crying.

    "Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life."

    "And then you show up and drink the damn poison."